I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
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apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
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Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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