Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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