There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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