The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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