Have you finally orgasmed yet?
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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