when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
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I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
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pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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