What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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