He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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