She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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