I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
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As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
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After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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