thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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