I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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