The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
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he seriously made his penis a facebook.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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