Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
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I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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