he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
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So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
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I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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