Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
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Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
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I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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