I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I want her autograph on my taint
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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