We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
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i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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