Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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