Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Randomize
