BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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