I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
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Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
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Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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