After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
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hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
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He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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