Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Come on in and take your pants off
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