okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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