We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
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im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
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If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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