the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
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Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
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I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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