did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
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Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
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I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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