At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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