today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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