is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
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All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
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Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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