no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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