very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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