Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
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I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
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She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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