North Korea, Best Korea!
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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