before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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