HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
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You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
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This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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