So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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