Pappa wants mamma naked
...so i touched it.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I'm both gender and math confused
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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