Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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