The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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