What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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