So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Randomize
