The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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