Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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