im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
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Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
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Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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