Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
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Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
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Pants off. Spirits lifted.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants