IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
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Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
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DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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