if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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