For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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