I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
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I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
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I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
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