A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
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the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
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Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
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Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.