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  made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.

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  Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.

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• (585): View more from New York

  Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right

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  Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15

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  hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown

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• (862): View more from New Jersey

  Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday

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• (325): View more from Texas

  I put a zucchini in my pussy for you

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I think we should have a sex position advent calendar

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups

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