Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
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Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
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Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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