singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
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oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
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Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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