If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
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The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
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I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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