he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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