Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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