He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
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My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
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Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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