They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
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I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
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I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
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