Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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