on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
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I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
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And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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